Dear King,

We’ve encountered some real nasty stuff here in the dungeon. Like, what the hell is with that big ol’ poison cube? How did you and your knights not catch that monstrosity? Your ability to properly “King” aside, we’re down here fighting the good fight. Please send more healing items. I ask every single time, and still you don’t send us shit.

Get off your ass,

Shit is fucked.

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